by Deleted » Thu Jun 28, 2001 7:13 pm
I was under the impression that Elmer was one of us, but I may be thinking of another "Derek." Anyways, the funny part--whether he was serious or not--is that they took him seriously.
Oh Lord, great and merciful, hollow be thy name. We pray you watch over our computers and care for our servers, that they crash not. Please watch over our internal busses, and grant our caches speed, resistence to heat, and efficient, effective algorithms. Bless our mice, that they clog not with the spilt soda pop on our mousepads, and if it be thy will, O Lord, help us to afford an 18" Active Matrix monitor to enhance our ministry to those over the world in need of intelligence, enlightenment, and humor. And give us the STRENGTH AND ENDURANCE, O Lord, to read the incredibly long and nonsensical posts of your followers, that we may find the point thereof before nodding off. In Jesus' name we ask, Amen.