An ilovejesus.com response

Deleted · Post by **Deleted** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 5:23 pm

At least I got my mom to question her faith. But with yours, huh, good luck. Say, she's never tried to anoint you while you were sleeping, has she? Sleep with one eye open.

Deleted · Post by **Deleted** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 5:35 pm

originally posted by wildhoneypie:
Say, she's never tried to anoint you while you were sleeping, has she? Sleep with one eye open.

Yes she has! I had to put a lock on my bedroom door!

Deleted · Post by **Deleted** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 5:47 pm

Originally posted by Mad Kally:
They call themselves the "Charismatic Word of Faith" movement.

Awesome! They have some real superstars in their stable: Morris Cerullo, Kenneth Copeland, the Crouches, Creflo Dollar, John Hagee, Benny Hinn, Bob Larson, Hal Lindsey, Rod Parsley, Anal Roberts, Jimmy Swaggart, Jack and Rexella Van Impe ... whew!

This is their church in my neck of the woods:

I seriously think I'd be afraid to go in there.

Deleted · Post by **Deleted** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 6:27 pm

Originally posted by Muad'dib:
Can anyone familiar with fundamentalists tell us if these people are average, crazier than average, etc.?

A typical fundie is to a "crazier" fundie as Ted Bundy is to Charles Manson.

Rick

Deleted · Post by **Deleted** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 6:49 pm

If I'd misplace my car keys and them find them in a couple minutes, she would say she prayed to jebus for me to find them.

Ug. My wife does this as well. She gets kind of upset if I pray that I will beat her at Age of Empires though.

[This message has been edited by MadMordigan (edited June 29, 2001).]

Deleted · Post by **Deleted** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 6:49 pm

Originally posted by Mad Kally:
My mother gives jebus credit when my chihuahua has a normal bowel movement,

hence the origin of the term holy crap!

Deleted · Post by **Deleted** » Fri Jun 29, 2001 6:52 pm

In a couple christian board posts I've noticed the phrase "we bind..." or "I bind you", etc. Isn't that a pagan concept, a binding spell? Why are fundamentalists resorting to spells?

Ignorance asks.